- Why'd you even think I'd read your diploma before, during, or after buying 10 copies of it in an all-you-can-drink online bar? - If I could drink what I read, I'd probably still be drunk on Joyce's Ulysses. I should've chased it with a racer.- Stefan D and Jarod Kintz Stefan D
About This Quote

This quote is a play on the lyrics of the song "Ulysses" by Irish band The Script. It's also a reference to the novel Ulysses by James Joyce. The song's writer, Stefan Pope, and his friend Jarod Kleintz wrote this twist as a joke as part of their series of fake band names (see the video below).

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